A recent survey indicates that men who browse and take part in online polls have substantially larger penises than the rest of human civilization. An overwhelming 95% of poll goers actually have penis lengths in excess of 9 inches or more.
In other news, this same survey also indicates that internet men are also substantially smarter, better looking and make more money than other men. Over 80% make $250,000 or more a year, are registered physicians and model in their spare time.
On an interesting note: In the essay section of this survey, over 95% of men could not spell simple words like “you,” “that,” and “what.” We believe this phenomenon to be an indication that they have in fact reached a more advanced level of communication, perhaps even reached the next evolutionary stage of man and look down upon the current speakers of modern languages, believing they should simply be able to understand them, and communicating in their archaic languages are simply below them and an insult to their intelligence. This may very well be a step towards telepathy, with the systematic change from words used for written communication to obscure numbers and letters used by the highly educated wealth of the world, which also happen to have very large penises.
