How to tell if someone is lying about who they are via profiles on YouTube:
To be honest, many things I had on mine were a very good clue; though, I had put everything there intentionally. I’m pretty shocked nobody ever sent me a message mentioning it.
- People who list their name. Not always true, but when in doubt, it’s a good sign.
- ASCII art.
- People who mention sex, their pussy is tight/wet, breasts/penis size, how they shave, sexual positions they like, et cetera. Also partying.
- I find there’s a much higher chance within people who type like retards.
- There’s a couple type of common naming schemes. Most will either be a human-like name or a very provocative name. For example, someone with a name like iLoVeDiCkS is probably either a man, young boy or a very young girl. The last one being least common. Names with names in them, e.g. SonjaLiebtDieBlumen, AngelinaAusOahu, et cetera. I find these people are most likely “role players” and thus why they strongly associate with a full name.
- People who list their e-mails, msns, myspace, facebooks, et cetera. Chances are, they have very specific intentions. That would probably be to have “cyber sex” or as I prefer calling it, text sex with you.
- People who show pictures of “themselves” on their profiles. I think you know which ones I’m talking about… Cover models, in modeling shoots. A random picture of a girl probably stolen off of a networking site, et cetera. If they have videos of theirself as well, they may very well be the claimed person. But, inability to produce anything except modeling pictures and such is a great sign.
Those are just a few easy ones. There’s more specific things, but I could go on listing for awhile… It’s much easier to tell while talking to someone. If you’re any bit intelligent, inconsistencies are quite easy to spot; though, be careful that you aren’t being too zealous… Sometimes someone may have just explained something poorly or you may have missing information. I’m talking direct contradictions. For example, “my mother is dead” then later “my mom is buying me. . .” et cetera. A lot of times people will just spew unbelievable shit from their mouth and not even be able to keep up with it, and they’ll feel especially threatened if you’re keeping up with it better than they are. Real people will generally just think you’re taking an interest to them, fake people will generally either get upset, nervous or anxious.
If you’re talking to someone and they’re sending you pictures, obviously if they’re modeling photos then chances are they may be a fake. It’s especially obvious if the pictures aren’t even the same model. There’s a couple types of people… Some people have 1-3 pictures of themselves, some people have no pictures of themselves, and some have tons. If someone has tons of modeling pictures, they like cameras. They should have tons of personal pictures too.
As for the actual conversation, there’s just a lot of things you have to look for to study the person. Tiny little things. The way they type, words they capitalize or don’t capitalize. There’s quite a lot of things, and I’m not really going to go through and name them. The point of studying the person is generally if you plan on calling the person out; because if you’ve studied them, you’ll have a much easier time demoralizing and crushing them. Not only will you be able to tell them they’re lying, how you know, but you’ll be able to tell them why and where they went wrong with their life. Some people that do that crap are actually very bad at dealing with their real lives, and they do their fake life as an escape. You should probably consider that before ripping them a new one. It’s always nicer to simply make an excuse to log off and just block them instead, or if it’s on YouTube, simply don’t respond to them anymore. They probably go through a lot of people and will forget you anyways. If it’s on some other site like MySpace then you’re probably SOL. I don’t use that site, not sure if it has a block feature or not, but I’m pretty sure they’d know at that point. You can always tell them you think your personalities are incompatible and would like to politely wish them the best.
Now, about me:
Obviously if you hadn’t guessed it, I was studying people. Here is everything that was there!:
WinkWinkHintHint - Provocative name. It’s like that for a reason, I don’t use it anywhere else. I have another that I use, it’s much more “me.”
My Butt (video) - Yeah, it’s actually me. Once again though, provocative.
Interests and Hobbies: Sex, anal, dancing, writing, my cell phone… Anything with sugar lol! - Okay, yeah I would never list sex or anal in interests or hobbies if it wasn’t for the purpose of someone seeing it. As for the rest, that’s pretty accurate… I’m pretty horrible at dancing though. Pretty much addicted to sweet things and my cell phone though. I love writing. Of course, I do actually really enjoy anal, but that’s beside the point. It isn’t just something I’d normally just venture out there and say, it’s more of a “keep it to yourself and your significant other” sort of thing.
Movies and Shows: Hannibal; Iron Man’s up there. Oh and I like Dexter for a series. - Okay, I do like those. But they’re not my favorites. Realistically, it’d be… Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Girl Next Door, The Lake House and similar… as is listed now.
What was I studying? Reactions. Not just to my profile or videos, but to phrases, sentence structure, different scenarios, et cetera. There are control variables.
Why would I admit that I’m doing that? Well, it doesn’t matter really. It’s still applicable. How can you know if I’m not intentionally checking reactions based on knowing I’m checking reactions? Do you think you would know either way?
Most of these things are very subliminal anyways, and I highly doubt I’d say a good 99.99% would ever notice. That’s further reduced by the fact that the people that are even finding this or my YouTube profile are finding it via a video of my butt. There aren’t many people in general that can interpret these things, it’s a gift I suppose.
I don’t feel bad about it, not at all. It isn’t like I’m lying to people. I intentionally say things in different ways, but that doesn’t mean I’m not still telling the truth. Same scenario told different ways, reactions noted across multiple people to reach medians and try to grasp how common some are and what normal reactions will be, and if not then what other reactions there will be, how often, and why those reactions occurred. It’s very psychological.
I do like Hannibal for that reason, and this is a reason I listed it on the profile’s favorite movies. Dr. Lector studies people similarly. Very interesting character.
Okay, so… Why would I study people? Well, I’m not getting any younger and I’ve been out of college for quite some time. I’ve always found Psychology interesting! I had a really good Psych teacher as a freshman my first year in college. I never took more classes on it though, they weren’t needed for my degree and my parents were paying for it — keep in mind this was a good 13 years ago, as of writing this.
