I know a lot of you out there are just clueless and wonder how the hell guys get hot girls, or you simply think it’s a conspiracy and is impossible for you. By hot, I’m talking 10’s, not sub 9.
First thing is personality. You have to have one. That sounds easy, but a little birdie told me it’s not. You finally build up the courage to talk to a hot girl, you walk up to her and start to talk, you realize it isn’t coming out anything like it was in your head and your heart is racing. There’s a couple ways you could deal with this at this point, but lets just go ahead and say you messed this one up. It could still be retrieved at this point, but just for space sake, lets say that one’s a goner.
First off, the reason you’re getting nervous and your heart is racing is because you want to fuck the girl and you think she’s too good for you and there’s no chance in hell she’s even going to consider you. Well, no shit. Not with you thinking like that she isn’t. You have to be confident! That’s rule #2. But we’ll get back to that one…
So, trouble speaking, yes? What do you do? Simple. First off, you’re going to have to waste a lot of time. No, not sitting on your couch with your buddy getting high, or watching football, or whatever it is you do, I don’t want to know, it’s none of my business. So, a lot of time. What you have to do is get it out of your head that you’re even interested in these girls. I know you are, but you aren’t, ok? You aren’t interested! I don’t care if she’s perfect and you think you’d give your left testi to sleep with her, you don’t care. That’s how it has to be.
Don’t believe me?
Walk up to a fat, ugly girl. Start talking to her. Ah, notice how much easier it is? That’s the point. Someone couldn’t pay you any fortune on this planet (of course, except maybe a date with another aforementioned hotty) to even spoon with this girl, well alone kiss or fuck her. Pardon the French. There’s gonna be a whole lot of French…
It’s simple. You don’t care. When you don’t care, you can talk to someone a lot easier than if you’re trying to get in their pants and are expecting them to reject you or are trying feverishly to be accepted. When you don’t give a shit if they want to sleep with you or not, it’s going to be a lot easier for you to talk to them.
I’m explaining this to the fellas out there, cause of course, I’m a girl, and this is actually pretty sound for the girls too, but I think more guys will be reading this and are probably having more trouble than we are. Besides, we get these special secret classes when we’re really small that tell us all this stuff anyways, right? Of course we do, duh! 
Right so, back to getting the hot girl.
Beyond talking to this girl like you really aren’t interested in getting in her pants, and knowing in your head that you don’t want to, even if she offered you’d say no. I DON’T GIVE A GOOD GOD DAMN IF YOU THINK YOU WOULD, YOU WOULDN’T. IF YOU WANT A HOT GIRL, FUCKING NO! You don’t want to sleep with this girl!!! Got it?! You don’t. You aren’t going to. That is not the purpose of this.
And I swear to god, some of you guys that use computers are so cute, but if you say one damn word about computers or games, you may as well start slamming your head against the wall, because you’re going to look that fucking retarded to us. Not that knowing your way around a computer or even playing computer games are a bad thing, cause they’re not. They’re stereotypes, and you don’t want that. In fact, if you play computer games, if you do ever meet a hot girl, stop playing them immediately and remove all proof of their existance. You probably aren’t going to get a stuck up girl that actually cares, but that’s a stereotype you DO NOT WANT.
Don’t talk about the shit, I’m serious. If your talking points include either of those things, seriously… You need some fucking serious work. I don’t know what to tell you, you’re gonna have to get some hobbies or something. I hope you do have hobbies that don’t make you sound like a loser, cause you’re going to need stuff to talk about, and stories to tell…
What’s a good hobby? First of all, get your ass in the gym. Staying fit is a good hobby, you can spend at least half an hour a day. I spend an hour or two, sometimes more. I mean honestly, and this is just my opinion, but if you don’t like how you look, good lord… do you think someone else is going to? Do the best you can for yourself. Don’t feel like trash cause you’re not, just work on doing what you can. Even if your face is ass ugly, if you get a really nice body, you’re going to be able to get someone that looks good. You don’t need a nice body, it’s about personality for most… Well, for me it’s about both, and I’m sure it’s about the same for all the other conceited bitches like me out there.
Another hobby? Dancing. Learn to dance. There’s a couple of reasons, first of all… It makes you look good in the bedroom. Second, it’s good exercise and you’re gonna have to be in close proximity to someone most likely, and that’ll help clear up some of that nervousness we were talking about earlier. It’ll also help you be a bit more flexible, or it should at least. There are other things you can do of course, many things, but I’m not giving some expert guide here, just some basics. Please know how to dance. If you don’t know how to dance, don’t make yourself foolish by trying. Watch HITCH it’s a Will Smith movie, watch it. There’s a scene with Albert, or whatever his name is, trying to dance — Will gives good advice right there.
What else? That’s the most of it, really. You don’t need money, you don’t need a lot of things… Some girls like money, you kinda want to steer clear of those anyways. But, that’s basically it… You need to have a good personality, be confident and be able to talk to a girl (any girl), and having a nice body and being able to dance never hurts. Very good plusses to have. Just make sure you have something to talk about, but try not to have it so forced… If you don’t think you do, try getting hobbies that will give you stuff to talk about. Usually, if you go with friends, stupid crap will happen and you can laugh at it later… If you don’t have friends, well… Still get the hobbies, cause maybe you’ll meet some friends. Just follow the main thing I said, talk to hot girls knowing full well you aren’t interested in them, cause until you can talk to any girl like that at any time, you shouldn’t be. You need to work on yourself, before you should have someone else worrying about you. Worry about yourself first, then worry about having someone else to care about you.
Once you have some hobbies, are looking decent, and enough to talk about that you aren’t going to run out of stuff after 30 minutes with a girl (that’s why hobbies are good, cause they will create talking points over and over, rather than having a good introduction then once you get the girl, it goes to shit because you’re boring as shit), then go ahead and talk to some you’re interested in with an intent of getting to know them better. But, that’s not to say that the hot girls you met up till this point you can’t know better, you can, and I hope you do make friends with them. It’ll make things a lot easier for you down the line. Besides, everyone likes hot friends, right? Just try not to come off like you’re coming onto them if you’re trying to be their friend… Don’t try to be someone’s friend, it just happens. Forcing it’s too unatural. And yeah…
Hope that helps. Pay attention to that most important thing though…
As for the other girls out there… Want the easy button? Get a killer ass. You’ll have to beat them away with a stick!! Nice abs and legs never hurt anyone. But, you have to have an ass. Even if your face is ass ugly, if you have a killer ass, nice abs and nice legs, hell maybe not even killer abs, just a nice ass and nice legs, you’re going to be able to get a hot guy…
May want to check out my anal blog though, cause chances are if you’re picking up an ass guy, they’re probably going to be really interested in anal. Easy way to keep one too, assuming you’re not too much of a complete screwball lol. 
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heh // November 22, 2008 at 1:36 am
haha i agree with most of what you said. Though money is the safest way to get a hot girl. But yea, there are alot of ugly guys out there with no humour, personality and that arent even “nice” but still have a hot gf. It’s because they think they’re the coolest dude on the planet and gods gift to women.
I don’t know if any guy, in the history of mankind, ever approach a suoer hot girl with the thought in his head: i REALLY dont want to sleep with this girl. I don’t know, i guess it could work though, because if a guy is too interested in a girl and drooling all over her, shes going to lose interest. But if a guy doesnt show any interest and comes across as thinking he’s better than her she will immediately get interested. Also insult the girl abit, but do it in kind of a joking way, and they will notice you alot more. Logically it’s wierd that way. It’s kind of like with dogs, if you visit someone with a dog and you completely ignore the dog, only paying attention to the owner, the dog will kinda believe your the leader and follow you, trying to get your attention. It’s a problem for people that don’t like dogs, and for children that keep following the dog wanting to play with it. I noticed the same thing with people when i was a little kid, because the girls i showed an interest in usually wouldn’t even looked at you a second time (unles she never got any attention from a boy before), but the girls you picked on (not to much though) would usually approach you in the future and start to like you if you jokes around with them. It’s the same thing later in life too, only more sophisticated i suppose.
Anyway, too long comment, i just think its an interesting subject.Funny though that a girl just need to look good and the guys need to prove that their “worthy” enough
. And the dancing thing, i dont get it but girls completely flock around guys that can dance. Personally i look like a retard on the dancefloor, i just try to avoid any dance-situations.